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29th July 2014

Photoset reblogged from Get fucked up. with 210,814 notes

thenimbus:

That’s just an expensive cat heater

Source: kazekage-kush

29th July 2014

Photoset reblogged from Get fucked up. with 1,469,661 notes

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29th July 2014

Post reblogged from Get fucked up. with 564,250 notes

twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

thepreciousthing:

adire-adire:

victorysunshine:

goldfish-kisses:

geek-in-a-box:

martiemcfly:

WHY ARENT THERE ADULT-SIZED PLAYGROUNDS

LIKE EVERYTHING IS THE SAME AS A KIDS PLAYGROUND

BUT BIGGER

WHY DO WE NOT HAVE THOSE

theme parks. just. theme parks.

but u have to pay for theme parks

that’s the adult part

son of a bitch

ladies and gentlemen, behold

the St. Louis City Museum:

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Playground for adults and children.

They even serve alcohol.

I know where we’re going guys

29th July 2014

Question reblogged from Get fucked up. with 105,690 notes

Anonymous said: does sex hurt more if you've never masturbated before?

uoa:

life hurts more if you’ve never masturbated 

Source: uoa

29th July 2014

Photo reblogged from Get fucked up. with 21,928 notes

Source: kittiezandtittiez

29th July 2014

Photoset reblogged from Get fucked up. with 1,120 notes

toxic-guts:

coffee-powered-cynicism:

how did people not like this movie

I loved it

Source: coffee-powered-cynicism

29th July 2014

Photo reblogged from Get fucked up. with 177,795 notes

catbountry:

ex-wife:

did-you-kno:

Source 

"When I got my first cat, it changed me. There is something about holding a cat that makes your anger melt away. And if someone does something that upsets me—I have to remember my cat. I can’t keep my cat if I get into trouble.”

"I asked if Major Cabanaw had concerns for the safety of the cats. “Of course, we always want to ensure the safety of the cats, and the staff is great about keeping an eye out for them. But mostly, it’s the offenders keeping them safe. I have never once seen an offender kill his own cat. We screen them to be sure they have no history of animal abuse. But I’ll tell you this, there was a guy killed in here because he had spit soda pop onto someone else’s cat.”"
Wow.

catbountry:

ex-wife:

did-you-kno:

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"When I got my first cat, it changed me. There is something about holding a cat that makes your anger melt away. And if someone does something that upsets me—I have to remember my cat. I can’t keep my cat if I get into trouble.”

"I asked if Major Cabanaw had concerns for the safety of the cats. “Of course, we always want to ensure the safety of the cats, and the staff is great about keeping an eye out for them. But mostly, it’s the offenders keeping them safe. I have never once seen an offender kill his own cat. We screen them to be sure they have no history of animal abuse. But I’ll tell you this, there was a guy killed in here because he had spit soda pop onto someone else’s cat.”"

Wow.

Source: didyouknowblog.com

29th July 2014

Photoset reblogged from Get fucked up. with 141,750 notes

sparkietuft:

dogthing2:

barely-half-asleep:

Brad Pitt in 1994

I lose my shit every time I see this photoset.

this is not ok

no words

Source: howtocatchgosling

29th July 2014

Post reblogged from Get fucked up. with 810,827 notes

mufasamonsta:

tahthetrickster:

i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like

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AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE

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"THAT’S RIGHT TWAS I that set the house ablaze!!!”

Source: tahthetrickster

29th July 2014

Photo reblogged from Get fucked up. with 141,967 notes

stunningpicture:

I like the way you think, Coke.

stunningpicture:

I like the way you think, Coke.

Source: stunningpicture